Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses
  Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
  Been sitting there for years
  I'm gonna have at it
  I cut through the fence, run right in and grab it
  Go crazy crazy crazy crazy:
    Now I got my own mustard gas in my pocket
  Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it
  On a country club full of Saturday golfers
  So I can watch them die chokin' shakin'in convulsions
  Go crazy crazy crazy crazy
  Crazy crazy crazy crazy:
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    Panic in the air
  See the headless chickens runnin'
  Golf carts head on crashin'
  Crackin' heads wide open
  Scratch the grass, mister, you can't breath
  And roll and writhe in a sandtrap
  Starting to heave
  Claw those clubs, lemme see you seethe
  Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy
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    Yellow air
  Yellow clouds
  Blowin' down down down the fairway
  Sensitive to the touch
  Mowin' down the putting green
  Heading straight for the big clubhouse
  Where the stuffed country club
  Effervescent ladies, so carefree
  Relax, pose by the pool
  Limber limp with a dry martini
  Until