Whatever you say has no effect
  On my sense of well-being, I reject
  The savage words that issue forth
  Without meaning
    If you're waiting for sex, stand in line
  It's a million extra, you invade
  My inner space, and I tear out
  Your guts for gratis
    CHORUS 1
  Your eloquence is nothing more than hearsay
  Your intelligence leaves much to be desired
    CHORUS 2
  Oooh, you leave me restless
  You leave me starblind
    Step into my world, and I will give
  You a garland of roses. We'll taste
  The heavy scent, and drift around
  For endless moments
    But don't bother to come, if your heart
  Is so full of poison that one drop
  Of golden sun will melt you down
  Into the West Witch.
    REPEAT CHORUS 1
  REPEAT CHORUS 2
    It's elementary my dear Watson, Free me!
  Or the Baskervilles will hunt you down tonight
  You're not the world's most handsome man, Believe me!
  A thousand others like you standing by.
    REPEAT CHORUS 2