Swampy, he went underground
  He didn't get lost, he just couldn't get found
  A camera in the sky, a video deep
  But Swampy he was there for a week
  If your heart don't beat, you won't see
  What Swampy did for you and me
  And yes you've got a family from Twyford Downs to Newbury
    You better run to the forest
  Bend with the wind
  Don't say a word get safety pinned
  Run to the forest
  Bend with the wind
  Don't say a word get safety pinned
    Well Swampy he was not alone
  Muppet and the girls had a mobile phone
  Some down a hole
  Some up a tree
  And a very nice man from the BBC
  If your heart don't beat, you won't see
  What Swampy did for you and me
  And yes you've got a family from Twyford Downs to Newbury
    You better run to the forest
  Bend with the wind
  Don't say a word get safety pinned
  Run to the forest
  Bend with the wind
  Don't say a word get safety pinned
    Swampy he'll be doing time
  If someone don't pay the fine
  Five hundred pounds sets him free
  To find another motorway and climb a tree
    But Swampy he was there for a week
  If your heart don't beat, you won't see
  What Swampy did for you and me
  And yes you've got a family from Twyford Downs to Newbury
    You better run to the forest
  Bend with the wind
  Don't say a word get safety pinned
  Run to the forest
  Bend with the wind
  Don't say a word get safety pinned