You keep a knockin' but you can't come in
  The way you love I adore
  You always come never know where you been
  But a, now I'm here baby to even the score
    You're up, you're down
  You're always running in place
  Triathlon if you please
  You're always beggin' me for a taste
  But ain't up to snuff if you sneeze
    Yak yak yak
    Lord you give me the bends
  Your head's in jail
  I'll call out the law
  Like The Reason A Dog
  Has so many friends
  He wags his tail instead of his tongue
    Your older sister
  She's a lot like you
  She likes to grab my microphone
  Now there ain't too much she won't do
  Especially when we're all alone
    You're up, you're down
  You're always runnin' in place
  Triathlon if you please
  Her mind's on rewind and erase
  But you might get shot, babe
  When you're shootin' the breeze
    Yak yak yak
    Lord you give me the bends
  Your heads in jail
  I'll call out the law
  That The Reason A Dog
  Has so many friends
  'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
  That The Reason A Dog
  Has so many friends
  'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
  Ooh ooh who who who whoooo
  Ooh ooh who who who whoooo
    Your older sister
  She's a lot like you
  And there ain't too much that she won't do
  Ooh ooh who who who whooo
  Ooh ooh who who who whooo
    There's always something
  That you got to say
  I lose my mind and then I surely fade away, yeah
    A yak yak yak
    Lord you give me the bends
  You're heads in jail
  Now look what you done
    That The Reason A Dog
  Has so many friends
  'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue
  That The Reason A Dog
  Has so many friends
  He wags his tail instead of his tongue
  That The Reason A Dog
  Has so many friends
  'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue...arf